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Anon

would like to thank the very cute guy who casually let his towel fall from his waist and drag it behind him for three steps as he walked by in the locker room last night. Made me laugh, snicker and smile all at once.

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June 9 

- is disappointed to realize that no matter what the context, he is still a die-hard, dyed-in-the-wool romantic. There's just no way around it.

- just got iPod shuffle whiplash again: The Devil You Know by Jesus Jones to Ethel Merman's There's No Business Like Show Business! Ow, ow, ow, ow.

- And I just careened from REM's Nightswimming into Blink 182's All the Small Things and rebounded into Adiago for Strings.

June 8 

- just freaked himself out by actually knowing the word elucidate

- (from childhood friend) I wanted to post a comment on the photo(s) below but can't . . . what I was gonna say was - um, could you have bigger guns? Um, could you be more handsome? Geesh! (I can hear Terin dry heaving)

June 5 

- loves a good personal day, even if he is waiting for a plumber.

June 4 

-  finds it quite jarring when his iPod on shuffle veers a hard right from Linkin' Park to Enya and then shifts right to Erasure.

- has not had chocolate in four days. And his vision starting to blur. Cold sweats. Difficulty concentrating. Thank God, he still has his meth.

- just went for a walk in the sun. Yes, I do believe you can photosynthesize because my chlorophyll is doing a jig.

- has broken down and had a sugar snack of a square of chocolate. Are heart palpitations a normal reaction?

June 3 

-  is breaking the carb barrier this week!

June 1 

-  There may be some opportunities in the Republican Party. They’re still looking for an effective spokesman, and the only person they can find so far is Rush Limbaugh...and he won’t take the job because he doesn’t want to give up his prescription plan. - Katie Couric, ZING!

Squirrel Update

via Facebook

June 1, 2009

tonight I declared all-out war on the squirrels. A holy war. A jihad rodentia. Me, an Xacto blade, a flat-head screwdriver and a can of Raid. I may not make it, but damned if I won't take a few with me

would gleefully poison the little bastards if I didn't think they would die and rot in my walls just to spite me. Three hours of sleep from continuous squirrel races is a good way to make me buy an uzi.

is nefariously wringing his hands, whispering to himself about the death of Sciurus caroliniensis. Oh may they feel the pain he has.

June 9, 2009 -

wonders if the great Squirrel Intifada may at last be over.

is happy to announce the timely demise of the fluffy-tailed rodent who took up residence in his ceiling. Celebrations will continue throughout the day.

never thought rotting squirrel with maggot compote on toasted drywall could sound so good!

<--------- New p0ll.  Multiple answers ok.  If I missed something obvious, let me know and I will add it.

Love, Terin

Lastest Topic - Toilet Paper

Although those damn squirrels just can't stay out of it

The questions was when installing a new roll of toilet paper. Does it go over or under?

Anon voted "Under" in the Toilet Paper Debate Poll.
(as usual chaos ensued)

Friend #1 at 1:56pm June 1 - under? you can not be serious

Friend #2 at 2:09pm June 1 - WHAT!? Over is the only way to go...

Friend #3 at 2:13pm June 1 - Looks like you have too much free time at work!

Friend #4 at 2:30pm June 1 - How did you get such simple test wrong?

Anon himself at 3:14pm June 1 - Hey you try to fit a sequoia in a bathroom with a TP dispenser in a handy position and have it roll over! Hmph.

Friend #5 at 3:36pm June 1 - what? OVER only. Think of it this way, when it's under, it's hitting the wall everytime it rolls (assuming there is wall) and it's hard to find the end.

Friend # 6 at 3:41pm June 1 - Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer liked Under...Over for Life!

Anon speaks at 3:45pm June 1 - People, people, people. I compare myself to a tree. I write updates about killer rabbits with flamethrowers. And I have squirrels running amok (yes, amok) in my ceiling. You want to have a sane conversation about this?

Friend #7 at 5:23pm June 1 - send that paper tail over red rover. next question...

Anon at 5:29pm June 1 - I am sending squirrels to each and everyone of your houses. Not dead squirrels either. Living, rabid, sharp-clawed, gnawing-toothed squirrels.

Terin at 6:05am June 2 - under is for households with cats, small children and perhaps squirrels that like to unroll it

Feel free to weigh in with your position on this...

Apparently the squirrels are at it again.

tonight I declared all-out war on the squirrels. A holy war. A jihad rodentia. Me, an Xacto blade, a flat-head screwdriver and a can of Raid. I may not make it, but damned if I won't take a few with me.

(I) would gleefully poison the little bastards if I didn't think they would die and rot in my walls just to spite me. Three hours of sleep from continuous squirrel races is a good way to make me b(u)y an uzi.

Anon is nefariously wringing his hands, whispering to himself about the death of Sciurus caroliniensis. Oh may they feel the pain he has.

-Anon

You could borrow dad's BB gun. Just saying.